A modernized joke - feel free to substitute Avon for Arbonne or Mary Kay.
A door-to-door AVON sales woman has had a really rough day and decided to try one more house before heading home.
She knocks on the door, determined to make a sale.
A small boy opens the door, and the sales woman starts in with her sales pitch.
The boy stood there speechless, and the salesman, seeing that she wasn't getting anywhere, asked the boy where is your Stay-at-home Dad?
The boy didn't say a word and just pointed upstairs.
The sales woman goes up the stairs, opens the bedroom door and finds the boy's Dad in bed with a goat!!
Completely flabbergasted, the sales woman slams the door shut and flies down the stairs. She grabs the little boy by the shoulders and yells, "Do you know what's in bed with your Dad? Do you know what they're doing? Doesn't this bother you?"
To which the little boy responded, "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a."
(Note: you must speak the boy's response like a goat)
Na-a-a-a-a-a-a-
