Goat jokes


What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol

What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean.

What do you call a spastic goat? Billy the kid.

What do you call a goat that lip syncs? Billy-Vanilli

Who is the oldest goat in the world??? Grandpa...

Who was the first American LaMancha Goat? Vincent Van Goat

What do you call a goat's beard? a goatee

Why can't goats eat round bales of hay? Cause they are use to 3 square meals a day..........