Lance likes goats .....

No Toys for Lance, He Likes Goats-R-Us



Seriously. Okay, well, I can’t confirm this is the company he used, but I hear that Goats-R-Us is the biggest goat rental company in California. I feel like I’m writing some spoof right now, this is nuts. Nuts, and well, maybe a great idea?


I missed the bit in their EMA coverage where they talked with Lance Bass and Reichen Lehmkuhl. “Instead of having the brush cleared away at our house with lawnmowers,” said Reichen, “there’s rental goats. They tie them in your yard and they eat all the brush on the hill to stop the forest fires. When the goats are full and the brush is gone, the goats are taken away.”



Curious about how much something like that would run you? Goats-R-Us recommends estimating about $700/acre.Wait, there’s more.



Lance apparently posted something about the wonders of goats on his MySpace, which I can’t see right now because I’m not his friend, can’t remember my password to ask to be his friend, and otherwise am feeling a little lazy at the moment. TMZ then picked it up and now it’s international gossip.

Lance Bass -- Goat Lover

Lance Bass has taken cheap labor to a new level by having a small herd of goats clear brush from his yard. But it wasn't cost that led him to fill his yard with goats for almost a week.

According to Lance's MySpace blog, "Great Grazing" is "an enviromentally safe way of clearing out brush" to prevent fires. Lance got a kick out of watching the goats graze on his land. Some people spend Thanksgiving with a turkey, Lance spent his with 14 goats! "Those suckers can eat!" wrote Lance.